Time to Just Bee - PappuCII

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My day on the  Social Media on the day no one Bee-hive'd (errr... Behaved)

Keywords a.k.a  #PappuCII Phrases - You guys,Let me tell you why I am honored to be here,I lost it, Structure,Dropping Mail from Plane,Energy,Rani ki Jhansi

Sneak Preview of the infamous #PappuSpeech (I chanced upon this 2 hours before he actually spoke)

[caption id="attachment_1498" align="aligncenter" width="300"] The Memorable Bee-Hive Speech Rehearsal[/caption]

Visonary #PappuCII is going to reveal his vision for Corporate India today.


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#PappuCII Bolo Bolo CEI Kisne laaya. Upar se usko CII kisne Banaya?

From Girish the Painter of Skyscrapers, what it took for Girish to Carpenter was 13 minutes of #PappuCII and misplaced speech

Ab Bolo Bolo *Rolling up the Sleeve* Girish ko Gorakhpur se Mumbai Kaun Laya? (Mera Chai ka Paisa bhi us-se maara ;) #PappuCII

Another EPIC one was in New York he saw Yoga and all were Dancing Around. LOL! #PappuCII

#PappuCII RaGa or SoGa when she comes to the room at night early int he morning: Mi sto innamorando di @gurgooo

Mommaaa Ho fatto un buon lavoro! Tutti stanno godendo #PappuCII

And #NaMo in #SRCC respected his audience who were students. Not tried to patronize like #PappuCII who are industry captains

Mommmyyy...... baaahhhhwwwllll... guardate cosa è successo #PappuCII

#PappuCII - It was an insider hit job. #Shinde will order an investigation for sure

But funniest part of #PappuCII speech is when he said I haven't received mails dropped from planes in a long time. When was it every done, Dude?

For @NDTV the best caption they could come up with for #PappuCII Video RaGa's Kurta ;) pic.twitter.com/jYAIj3PwB3

[caption id="attachment_1511" align="aligncenter" width="300"] To Bee or Not to Bee in Kurta[/caption]

OK you Rightwing trolls. When #PappuCII said One person comes on the horse, with "Son" behind, he meant this.

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Significant! Kris telling Questioners to introduce themselves during #AJCII (Arun Jaitley) whereas it was not the case during #PappuCII (means it was fixed)

#PappuCII Thanks for your time. I promise to come back again. Audience *Faints*

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"Will go to elections under the leadership of Sonia & Manmohan Singh: After #PappuCII even @digvijaya_28 takes a jab here

Answer to the 2nd Question on Water and Waste Water during #PappuCII was rehearsed from here. Striking Similarity


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New FabIndia Model for White Kurta Pyjama #PappuCII



13 years into the Century & #PappuCII says U R entering into Century of Complexity. Cannot resist watching that speech for its comical value

After an unusually sweaty day, rains in #Bengaluru now. Thunders and Lightning :) #PappuCII impact. Girish boarded train to Bengaluru

Sunil Mittal rated #PappuCII best (brave of him) It is a Level 5 speech (on a scale of 1-5, 1 being the best, 5 avoidable?)

#PappuCII "One man cannot solve all problems" (and I heard a whisper thereafter "that one man is me")

Sadistic (I know it was speech writer's imagination) - #PappuCII telling Not Possible when Village woman told her son will be IAS officer?

ROFL! PC Chacko says #PappuCII meant this meant that. Then he could have simply told what he meant, No?

My Mother will come to my room at night early in the morning and say #PappuCII Beta Give me Poison

I hope the #MSM would telecast #ArunJaitlleyCII just so that #PappuCII is forgotten ;) Save Pappu

After this EPIC #RaniKiJhansi  at #PappuCII I will "Pappu For Vote"

ROFL! Someone saying QnA was the best. Agree! Only issue, Question were good and Answers were good. But not related to each other #PappuCII

Even @JhaSanjay would have written a better speech than what #PappuCII delivered.

#PappuCII "Rani ki Jhaansi" .. ROFL! Sorry Sorry, it was "Tongue of Slip"

My Ex-Boss Sam Pitroda nurses  a big grudge against Pappu. Need Proof? He wrote the #PappuCII speech.

For something direct from the Bee's (errr. Horse's) mouth (Video Excerpts from the #PappuCII Speech - The Hilarious Address to the industry captains from the Bee-Keeper) - Full Speech can be viewed here

And the Boot Licker Award

True Suckup! Even before #PappuCII concludes @ashutoshibn7 tweets this. ROFL! He stopped speaking at 12:10

[caption id="attachment_1512" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Bee-ing Ahead[/caption]

Here we go!!! @SagarikaGhose certifies Rahul Gandhi's speech in #CII #PappuCII


[caption id="attachment_1513" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Even the Cacafonix Bimbo thinks...[/caption]

#PappuCII Please Excuse @JhaSanjay for the typo

[caption id="attachment_1505" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Oops... 3rd Class S(bee)ch[/caption]

The Winner

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Parting Shot

@JhaSanjay It takes 4 days for you to decipher & write a piece abt #PappuCII Speech? It has been dissected & dismissed by Diggy in 2 days

[caption id="attachment_1514" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Bee Patient... Let me make out ;) (no Puns)[/caption]

Finally a big thanks :

Thank SM! Else we would be reading that #PappuCII outdid #AJCII