Oliver "Twists n Ask for More"

Oliver Twist by accident of his birth had no choice but to have a second name Twist. We have the Neo-Olivers, nothing to do with damaged livers, surprise considering that most of them have only their choice of Liquor predominately indicated proudly on their Profiles, Old Monk, Gin etc. These Neo-Olivers do things differently - Oliver Twist got less than what he deserved and asked for more. Neo-Olivers Twist & Turn "their" stuffs and ask for more than what they agreed.

These "Twists" run their business banking on just "one product" (very dangerous considering the times we live in). Multi-product portfolios to hedge the risks is a good and prudent entrepreneurial practice. But then prudence is unheard both in their lexicon of discourse and practice. For a day, they were happy and stood vindicated when they got an opportunity to ramp up the production line was tuned up in anticipation of a windfall volume - expectation of a surplus. Yes, they banked on One Product industry - Gujarat CM Narendra Modi Bashing Industry (NaMo Bashing in short) - well oiled and inured for about 11 years, to provide them some inputs to step up their outputs. Not often do they get an opportunity to  nitpick as many times as "God of their Survival" (No, not Yamraj) is giving on a platter in 4 times 36 hours. But Alas! It was not to be. When they could not get their gruel, they went and asked for more... and how?

The Main Factory was CNN-IBN lead by Cacafonix Journalistic Bimbo (as my friend @mediacrooks refers to her - You can read his extremely Media-Adoring blogs here ) Remember she single handedly was responsible for trending #CNNIBNLies for a solid 72 hours + on Twitter for that "Fake The Nation" farce - try to pass off a Recording of His Holiness Pujya Gurudev Sri Sri Ravi Shankar of Art of Living as a Live Interview.

[caption id="attachment_1535" align="aligncenter" width="300"] A word of Advice to Pappu in her Inimitable CNN-IBN Lingo
Not Surprising since the Editor of that channel (Her hubby)[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1536" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Now you know it runs in the Genes of CNN-IBN-Wifey's Lingo is passable[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1513" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Even the Cacafonix Bimbo thinks...Sure enough I posted this Screenshot to prevent deletion[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1526" align="aligncenter" width="200"] A few endearing response s (even from the Neo-Sickular Rahul Easwar) and she decides to make amends[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1527" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Amends for her #PappuCII & Makes Sure a TwitterNREGA Recruit replies to it[/caption]

This sets up the prelude and the tone of further discourse. There was nothing to criticize in the speeches. So here we go...

[caption id="attachment_1538" align="aligncenter" width="182"] Condescending attitude of the Kutir Udyog (Cottage Industries) & RT'ed by...[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1539" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Maa-Behen - is not longer Honorific for our Madam/Ladies. Ahemmm. Wait What next[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1530" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Pro-Poor talk is a Rhetoric and Poor is a Four Lettered Word[/caption]

A few of my tweets, looking for my bunny (just for her to know that her absence was felt by me ;)  But I had tweeted asking where she was  (Even AshutoshIBN7  was shown on camera-So I missed her)

[caption id="attachment_1546" align="aligncenter" width="300"] My Tweet right at the Beginning of #ThinkIndia - Bunny missing in Action[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1548" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Missing in Action. There was a disaster of #ThinkIndia Quiz she moderated[/caption]

Then came the moment - #NaMo asking Sagarika hain kya?

[caption id="attachment_1547" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Sure enough, she tweeted this :-)[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1544" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Collar-Up But it is a bluff she had to stay back due to Thatcher's death (She never knew, she is not a person to miss an opportunity to break news). And carefully note that A misplaced Compliment[/caption]

Remember the above  Tweet how her mind changes in a later tweet about Thatcher liking the speech.

For that enquiry from Narendra Modi, Sagarika is elated - starts on a Eulogy trip

[caption id="attachment_1545" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Effect of NaMo asking for Sagarika at #ThinkIndia[/caption]

Look for a tweet later, where she goes on a reverse gear on the same statement. Unless she justifies that she only said "Modi unafraid to talk openly"

[caption id="attachment_1552" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Another Flowing Praise for the Life-File Statement[/caption]

Found nothing to complain or nitpick and then started her rants

[caption id="attachment_1531" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Here we go - When nothing clicked. Start Lying. See next Screengrab[/caption]

Check the Videos later in this post to nail this lie (and her own Tweet - next picture) Also a clarification from Miyyan (later in this post)

[caption id="attachment_1532" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Hey! We thought he never stayed back to take
"Any question"[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1549" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Organizers (yes CNN-IBN stable) inept at Scheduling proven here[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1551" align="aligncenter" width="300"] I had a small Question. Some other handle replies But they are Ministers (wont post it here)[/caption]

The above tweet elicited n reply from another handle but in first person ....interesting. Remember CNN-IBN is used to managing many accounts to fake tweets too. This account will be deleted for sure since it is exposed. But I would keep a careful watch on it :)

Next the Errand Boy of the Home Channel steps in with some weird "Coincidence"

[caption id="attachment_1520" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Pray! Can someone explain what is coincidence here?[/caption]

Post-Event lady of the family gets enlightened

[caption id="attachment_1533" align="aligncenter" width="300"] I thought she said, Thatcher would love his speech. Oh yes! Just his speech.[/caption]

Ah!!! You said Modi the only politician unafraid to speak. But what happened overnight? And anyway Modi cannot do Thatcher way (No puns intended)

[caption id="attachment_1522" align="aligncenter" width="300"] The Schedule as given out by the Old Monk. NaMo did honor this time given[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1521" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Dismisses that FICCI Women as meaningless & his wife was ranting about Maa-Behen references[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1523" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Ok!Uncle errr... Old Monk St Rajdeep. If anyone vitiates debates it is CNN-IBN[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1524" align="aligncenter" width="300"] In the footsteps of his deputy, another Attempt by the Man of the family[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1525" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Here is the Opinion on what his wife and Deputy should have said[/caption]

And then Presto, The Editor appears to have been successful in eliciting this reponse

[caption id="attachment_1550" align="aligncenter" width="300"] This was the other tweet that elicited a clarification response[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1553" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Finally!!! After misleading the world - She has made clarifying and apologizing her professional JD[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1562" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Come Again. It can set Media Agenda. Can it set media agenda.[/caption]

Very Excited while tweeting this. So downs some Gin and tweets incoherently. Yes it can, Can it?

[caption id="attachment_1534" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Two Birds with One stone. Sly tweet hashtags. And then she knows SM sets the agenda[/caption]

Then why discuss? It influences Media Agenda as well as Political Agenda - She knows it

[caption id="attachment_1543" align="aligncenter" width="300"] We have had enough share of Modiji's speech and QnA in the past 36 hours (4 to be precise). Now how about getting Rahul-ji[/caption]

Despite 4 Speeches and equal number of QnA (remember Modiji had committed to raise any questions or feedback on Twitter or Facebook), she Twists, Turns and asks for more.

Now you know why she is much adored figure in the Industry. But hang on, the saga continues later

Three videos are linked here to invalidate and bust claims & lies of MSM Celebrities. And these are edited videos, so the time allocation may be different from those I have indicated.

Watch the Video of Sri Narendra Modi ji address to FICCI Ladies Organization (FLO)

Planned and Allocated Time: 1 hr Speech and 30 minutes for QnA

Speech (Incl opening remarks) : 00:00 to 1:22 (1 hr 12 minutes)

QnA starts at 1:12 and goes on till the end 1:47 i.e. 35 minutes

Watch the Video of Sri Narendra Modi ji address to Network 18 on "Minimum Government Maximum Governance"

Planned and allocated time: 45 m for Speech and 1 hr for QnA

Speech (Incl opening remarks) : 00:00 to 1:o7 (1 hr 7 minutes)

QnA starts at 1:07 and goes on till the end 1:46 i.e. 39 minutes

Watch the Video of Sri Narendra Modi ji address to Joint Meeting of WB Industry Chambers "Vibrant Gujarat Model"

Speech (Incl opening remarks) : 00:00 to 1:23 (1 hr 23 minutes)

QnA starts at 1:23 and goes on till the end 1:46 i.e. 24 minutes

Parting Shot

Don't forget the last video, a hilarious one  from an overexcited CONgress/Pappu fan (funnier was when  looked around the studio each time he  blabbered something, for approval. Visibly he seem unable to come to terms with being on TV (Probably a debut) - Watch a statement of his blurted out in excitement. EPIC "Neutral Supporter" blabber of  a CONgress Troll (and he calls others troll. How can you be Neutral yet be a supporter. CONgis on Twitter have their own lexicon ;) Sri Rachit Seth @rachitseth (this guy is hilarious even on twitter with this stupidity)